The curves of your lips rewrite history

but any idiot would know that

Flatsharing 7/7 (part 3)
Leia Kurt
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Flatsharing 7/7 (part 2)
Leia Kurt
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Flatsharing 7/7 (part 1)
Leia Kurt
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About delays and blank page syndrome
Leia Kurt
flordesangre

I have to face a sad reality: I can't tell when the last effing chapter of Flatsharing will be finished. I love those two, and I want to set them into sexy-timez as soon as possible, but my mood is fickle and changeable.

And, to be honest, I'm just so dissappointed on Glee. It's sad that the series I used to be crazy about has turned into some kind of show for 12-year-olds that it's either too issue-ish, or doesn't pay propper attention to the important themes it tries (and fails) to show.

So, bear with me. I'm finishing this fic, I promise. I'm not leaving it unfinished. But. I don't now when I'll do it.

You are all wonderful, and I don't deserve you.

All my love.


Flatsharing (6/7) - part 2 -
neat, bro
flordesangre

Genre: Romance, with attempts at wittiness and humor.

Word Count: 5884

Rating: NC17, again, to be safe, the whole chapter, but this part is very mild, so PG13.

Pairings: Kurt/Puck

Disclaimer: Alas, nothing is mine, I only have the humble clothes on my back and a fuckton of books. And a lot of nice cobwebs on my livejournal.

Summary: after being metaphorically kicked in the nuts, Puck is found by Kurt in a bus-stop. Rent is expensive, and, really, chemistry between flat-mates is SO overrated.

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Flatsharing (6/7) - part 1 -
Leia Kurt
flordesangre

Genre: Romance, with attempts at wittiness and humor.

Word Count: 5884

Rating: just in case, I'm gonna rate this as NC17, even tho I think the chapter in general is quite safe (I can't say the same for the next chapter, mwahaha).

Pairings: Kurt/Puck

Disclaimer: Alas, nothing is mine, I only have the humble clothes on my back and a fuckton of books. And a lot of nice cobwebs on my livejournal.

Summary: after being metaphorically kicked in the nuts, Puck is found by Kurt in a bus-stop. Rent is expensive, and, really, chemistry between flat-mates is SO overrated.

Note: I'm extremely sorry for not posting in ages, if there's still somebody who is patient enough to put up with my lazy ass, I'll be forever thankful and teary-eyed. A thousand thanks to David of Oz, the best beta who ever betaed.

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Flatsharing (5/?) -part two-
Leia Kurt
flordesangre


Title: Flat-sharing (5/?) -part 2-

Genre: Romance, with attemps of wittyness and humour.

Word count: 5440 (the whole chapter, not each part individually).

Rating: (for this chapter) PG-13 (brief mentions of sexy bussiness, but not much). It will reach NC17, I swear.

Pairings: Kurt/Puck.

Disclaimer: not mine. I cry myself to sleep every night because of this.

Summary: after being metaphorically kicked in the nuts, Puck is found by Kurt in a bus-stop. Rent is expensive, and, really, chemistry between roommates is SO overrated.

Note: Thanks to David of Oz, because there is no better beta and he explained to me what a Tim-Tam is. In detail!

Note 2: You may find interesting this lovely recipe after reading the chapter.

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Flatsharing (5/?)
Leia Kurt
flordesangre
Title: Flat-sharing (5/?) -part 1-

Genre: Romance, with attemps of wittyness and humour.

Word count: 5440.

Rating: (for this chapter) PG-13 (brief mentions of sexy bussiness, but not much). It will reach NC17, I swear.

Pairings: Kurt/Puck.

Disclaimer: not mine. I cry myself to sleep every night because of this.

Summary: after being metaphorically kicked in the nuts, Puck is found by Kurt in a bus-stop. Rent is expensive, and, really, chemistry between roommates is SO overrated.

Note: Thanks to David of Oz, because there is no better beta and he explained to me what a Tim-Tam is. In detail!

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Flat-sharing (4/?)
neat, bro
flordesangre

Title: Flat-sharing (4/?)

Genre: Romance, with attempts at wittiness and humor.

Word Count: 5000

Rating: PG13 (mentions of sex and slight swearing).

Pairings: Kurt/Puck, past-Puck/OC.

Disclaimer: not mine, no profit whatsoever.

Summary: after being metaphorically kicked in the nuts, Puck is found by Kurt in a bus stop. Rent is expensive, and, really, chemistry between roommates is SO overrated.

Note: all the awards to David of Oz, who has been a wonderful beta and who taught me some hilarious kiwi jokes.

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Flatsharing (3/?) -part three-
Leia Kurt
flordesangre

Title: Flat-sharing (3/?) -part three-

Genre: Romance, with attemps of wittyness and humour.

Word count: 1300 words, this part.

Rating: NC17, but don't expect much from this one, there's only vague depictions. There is, though, a lot of dirty talk.

Pairings: Kurt/Puck, past Kurt/OC as a special guest.

Disclaimer: not mine, if I had some of this you'd notice for the insane amount of male-on-male orgies. And other orgies. And more orgies on top.

Summary: after being metaphorically kicked in the nuts, Puck is found by Kurt in a bus-stop. Rent is expensive, and, really, chemistry between roommates is SO overrated.

Note: Thanks to
alicebluegown, because she took time for beta-ing this, and she's just filled with awesome rainbow stuffing.

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